Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just
3: Why do you
have to "put your two cents in"…. but it’s only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going
4: Once you’re in
heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for
5: Why does a
round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually
7: How is it that
we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to
put wheels on luggage?
8: Why is it that
people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two
9: If a deaf
person has to go to court, is it still called a Hearing?
10: Why are you
IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
11: Why do people
pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at
things on the ground?
12: Why do
doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked
13: Why is "bra"
singular and "panties" plural?
14: Why do
toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?
15:Can a hearse
carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
16: If the
professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a
radio out of a coconut,why can’t he fix a hole in a
17: Why does
Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk,
why didn’t he just buy dinner?
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
20: Do the
Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
21: Why did you
just try singing the two songs
22: Did you ever
notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when
you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
23: Do you ever
wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the
"Smile, It will
improve your face value"
You all hummed
the alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle…Admit